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Comment: Re:How else they gonna do it? (Score 3, Funny) 441

by djlemma (#39099109) Attached to: Nuclear Truckers Haul Warheads Across US

=== In the UK, nuclear weapon convoys are unmistakable, and they are incredibly heavily guarded. The weapons are carried in armoured articulated lorries, but they are accompanied by escorts from the police, the nuclear constabulary, the regular army, the marines, decoy trucks, recovery tow vehicles, fire tenders...

Regional roads are closed entirely for them while they pass by, patrolled by police on foot. Nothing is allowed to block their way. They don't stop. ===

While you are observing all that, the actual nuclear warhead is being moved in a regular looking lorry marked TESCO.

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Initially, I read "a regular looking lorry marked TEPCO." The statement took a different meaning. :)

Comment: Re:The usual way (Score 1) 416

by djlemma (#38764950) Attached to: What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship?
I don't think Dockwise has anything close to big enough for the Concordia. According to Wikipedia (which I'm happy to be able to access today!) their biggest semi-submersible is the Blue Marlin, which only has 178m of deck space. The Concordia would need something more like 250m. I think they'd likely float it and tug it to one of the nearby shipyards...

Comment: Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... (Score 1) 416

by djlemma (#38764680) Attached to: What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship?
If you look at CruiseJunkie you'll see a recent event on the Carnival Liberty that's being attributed to a computer glitch. I don't think that's "official" by any means, but I do believe that there are probably some computer safeguards on newer ships. I've been on a bunch of cruise ship bridges and engine offices, and there's plenty of automated systems.

Comment: Re:Take the fuel.. (Score 1) 416

by djlemma (#38762792) Attached to: What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship?
I think they could salvage the ship without THAT much difficulty. They are about 400KM (in either direction) from a Fincantieri shipyard- there's one in Genoa and one in Naples. Fincantieri is the company that built the ship in the first place, so I imagine they'd be pretty accommodating. The ship could be floated by just patching a few holes and putting the gigantic balloon-like things they use to launch tankers under the submerged sections, and just inflating them and tugging the ship off the land. Pump out the water and get the ship upright, and it'd be little worse than the Carnival Splendour that had to be tugged to Mexico. The ship's own engines might still even work. I bet the cost of salvage and revitalization would be less than the cost of making a new ship, which would probably run about $800 million.

Now, it's another question whether anybody would want to take a cruise on this cursed ship once revitalization was complete, but it would get renamed and rebranded and most people probably wouldn't even realize.

That feeling just came over me. -- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"

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