Just push the button with picture of the food item on it and the register will tell you what the change should be.

I thought it said rectal scanner and had a tough time getting my single brown eye against the glass.

I think you're gonna have to come in on Saturday.

Why do they make magnets so tasty, if we're not supposed to eat them?

I've never heard of the MSX. It wasn't popular in the US.

That comic raises some interesting points. It shows that fat is more energy dense than coal. Should we burn fat people for fuel? How will that affect CO2 in the atmosphere, are fat people a carbon sink? If I increase my belly rolls can I get carbon credits?

There are worse places for your wife to have teeth.

We already grow replacement kidneys in the bodies of third world humans.

Next question: big endian or little endian? Eggs or bytes it shouldn't matter.

I agree with you. I was trying to point out that previous poster was incorrect. 1 dollar would not round up to 1 billion it would round to 0 billion.

I think it's the precision. They are rounding to the nearest whole billion. 0.7 rounds up to 1.

Yes, it's not like the parent poster was damning an entire nation of over 300,000,000. You would be surprised at how little control over the government the average man on the street has.

You must be young. Have patience.

Are you from one of the European nations without blood on its hands? Remind me, which one is that?

I would have said it's inconceivable.