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Comment I know the guys to ask (Score 1) 211

The guys who wrote the software at my previous job were masters of it. I don't know all their secrets, but some of their finest work included: single character named global variables that were reused indiscriminately, code in stored in a database that was then evaluated inline that did things like changing variable values and declaring functions and other fun stuff, 500+ line functions that tried to do a little of everything, and liberal use of copy and paste.

Comment Re:Officer dickhead is a dickhead. (Score 1) 1440

If your foot is falling of the giant brake pedal and you are creeping into the intersection at idle and you can't do anything about it in the 5-10 seconds it takes to move forward enough to cause a dangerous situation, you don't need to have a driver license.

Comment Re:Leaked evidence chemical attack was false flag. (Score 1) 227

You aren't thinking enough like a conspiracy theorist. These are either a carefully crafted code to their Illuminati brothers or the colonels have been removed from the earth and alien doppelgangers have been put in their place.

See, it's all very obvious when you think it through.

Comment Re:Attention Cinephiles (Score 1) 293

Can we please stop with this tired old joke? It's never been funny.

Nope. The jokes stop when fools quit falling for high-end cables. You have the right to throw away money on platinum cables with insulation made from unicorn horn that have been bathed in the tears of angels to break them in and I have the right to laugh at you.

"The geeks shall inherit the earth." -- Karl Lehenbauer

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