Give me back my TS1000, 2KB is plenty, 3.25MHz CPU. What more could you need?
My Nexus 7 fits in the inside pocket of most of my jackets, and it I can slip into my front jeans pocket, but I wouldn't climb stairs or take long strides with it there.
Well if you to work free of the bonds of the cubicle, I have the Macintosh Portable! (laptopish thingy)
Oh yah, TS1000 with the 16K ram pack and I'll throw in the big rubber band!
Hey! I can fire-up my Amiga 1000, 2000 and 4000!
Damm, I'm cutting edge again!