I knocked a glass of wine right into the center of my last laptop.
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... for those of you who don't recall
Read the GAO report: http://archive.gao.gov/t2pbat6/145960.pdf
Or, so you can get back to uninformed ranting as quickly as possible, skip to page five and ignore the part about the system's internal clock.