The only way you can think that is if you get your scientific information from the introductions to newspaper articles. Seriously. Even the most egregious "No ice in 2014/2015" articles mention that these are possible outcomes (by using the words "could" and "might", which you have entirely failed to mention). The IPCC says that the sea ice should remain until ~2030.
You are showing off your ignorance as if it's something to be proud of. You've taken the gifts of knowledge and learning - given to you by the countless generations which preceded you - and wiped your ass with them. Congratulations. You're a great person.