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Journal daniil's Journal: I'm fucking doomed. 5

Oh my:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Hmm. I bet that's the level where they keep the lawyers...

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Oi! Get yer numbers straight! It's sixth to eighth!

Want to know what your neighbours think of you? Want to see dead people? Never seen seven skeletons have sex, but would like to? Then Take Dante's Very Own Original Inferno Test, and it'll tell you exactly where you'll be spending your eternity.

[update: removed the useless [BR] tags]

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  • The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level - Score
    Purgatory [4degreez.com] (Repenting Believers) Extreme
    Level 1 - Limbo [4degreez.com] (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
    Level 2 [4degreez.com] (Lustful) Low
    Level 3 [4degreez.com] (Gluttonous) Low
    Level 4 [4degreez.com] (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
    Level 5 [4degreez.com] (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis [4degreez.com] (Heretics) Very Low
    Level 7 [4degreez.com] (Violent) Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge [4degreez.com] (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus [4degreez.com] (Treacherous) Very Low
    T
  • The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level Score Purgatory [4degreez.com] (Repenting Believers)Very High Level 1 - Limbo [4degreez.com] (Virtuous Non-Believers)High Level 2 [4degreez.com] (Lustful)Moderate Level 3 [4degreez.com] (Gluttonous)Very Low Level 4 [4degreez.com] (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low Level 5 [4degreez.com] (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis [4degreez.com] (Heretics)Very Low Level 7 [4degreez.com] (Violent)High Level 8- the Malebolge [4degreez.com] (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low Level 9 - Cocytus [4degreez.com] (Treacher
    • The good news is, if i can make it to level 9, i might have a chance to make it out of this joint. Because i've been told that the bottom of Hell has a direct connection to Heaven. According to the expert (Dante, that is), the whole universe is supposed to be shaped like an hourglass:

      \/
      /\

      Except that this whole thing is so complex (the top is also the bottom and the middle) that it makes Moebius and Escher seem like...[*] well, you get the picture :7

      [*] The best analogy i could find was "two dots thinkin

  • I used to score much higher down below.:(

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low | Repenting Believers
    Level 1 - Limbo | High | Virtuous Non-Believers
    Level 2 | High | Lustful
    Level 3 | High | Gluttonous
    Level 4 | Very Low | Prodical and Avaricious
    Level 5 | Low | Wrathful and Gloomy
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High | Heretics
    Level 7 | Low | Violent
    Level 8- the Ma

  • The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level Score
    Purgatory [4degreez.com] (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo [4degreez.com] (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 [4degreez.com] (Lustful)Moderate
    Level 3 [4degreez.com] (Gluttonous)Very High
    Level 4 [4degreez.com] (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
    Level 5 [4degreez.com] (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis [4degreez.com] (Heretics)Low
    Level 7 [4degreez.com] (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge [4degreez.com] (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Le [4degreez.com]

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