Okay look, a lot of this is bullshit.
Account Info privacy setting is staying disabled. It hasn't turned it back on.
Windows Defender can't be disabled because it DISABLES ITSELF when you install another antivirus. The exact same way it worked in Windows 8.
You CAN disable automatic updates for drivers.
Actually, let me repeat that in all caps.
YOU CAN DISABLE AUTOMATIC UPDATES FOR DRIVERS.
The control just isn't under updates. It's actually in the same place it is in Windows 7 - open the Devices and Printers control panel, right-click the icon for your computer, select Device Installation Settings, choose 'No, let me choose what to do' and 'Never install driver software from Windows Update'.
Granted, this does mean it doesn't even offer you the updates, but if you don't want drivers from Windows Update, you don't have to get them.
You can turn off the ads in the start menu.
You can turn off sharing your wifi password with people. (Though it's still bad - if you give your password to someone, they might share it.)
The 'keylogger' in that imgur pic's toggle is ghosted not because you can't turn it off, but because that service is entirely disabled by some other setting the guy's made. Probably the one that turns off Cortana.
There's plenty to dislike about Windows 10 without making up crap. Me, I hate the lack of subfolders in the Start menu. (My gog.com games folder has about 25 entries for 'Manual.pdf' because the menu ignores the per-game subfolders. Augh.)