This was sent to me as an image, here it is as text (I don't know who the original author is):
- Twitter: I'm eating a #Donut
- Facebook: I like Donuts
- Foursquare: This is where I eat donuts
- Instagram: Here's a vintage photo of my donut
- Youtube: Here I am eating a donut
- LinkedIn: My skills include donut eating
- Pinterest: Here's a donut recipe
- Last.fm: Now listening to "donuts"
- Google+: I'm a google employee who eats donuts
I think they should have added:
- Slashdot: Ron Paul told me to eat your donut
Except that, of course, nobody reads slashdot any more.