As if Some puns wasn't bad enough, i shall here continue my plagiarism, brevity, and literary destruction:
Mick Jagger's dog asked his friend, Patricia Whack, for a loan, offering a small item as collateral. Puzzled, she asked her husband what it was. "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Pavlov was sitting at a bar, when the phone rang. Suddenly he gasped, "I forgot to feed the dogs!"
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want drinks?" The first logician says, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes."
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a auto worker? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
What's the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist? The etymologist knows the difference.
At a hotel, the bellhop asked a photon if he had any luggage. "Nope." he answered, "I'm traveling light."
He's more classless than a Marxist utopia.
She's so mean she has no standard deviation.
That taxidermist really knows his stuff.
A grizzly without shoes is bear foot.
A lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume got together for a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?