http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114367/ Seems to be in the cards.
"You can't touch anyone, but feel free to shoot rubber bands at them AS LONG AS THE RUBBER BAND ISN'T TOUCHING THEM BEFORE LEAVING YOUR FINGER! THEN YOU'RE TOUCHING THEM! Refer to chart in appendix C for minimum rubber band engagement distances." This will also end the age old game of "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"
How do you know who's "it"?
Now when i bill a customer for "topping off their network fluid" it can actually be true?