Watch the movie "My Cousin Vinnie" for an explanation.
Posts like this make me wish
(please don't smote me with your id# that less that 2% of mine)
Any lawyer can outrun a male grizzly bear in the middle of mating season.
I didn't know lawyers had a mating season! I guess I always assumed they were created in liquid-filled vats somewhere in Canada...
Also... what do the lawyers do when the catch up to the bear?