"The pasta strainer is obviously an atheist symbol."
Everybody is an atheist.
Since Sumerian times, people have invented 2780 gods, you don't believe in 2779 of them while others don't believe in 1 more.
I believe in one true god, with a margin of error of +/- 1.
...If it doesn't make sense just assume I'm a lunatic.
TL;DR Summary: Voted for Rand Paul, therefore a lunatic.
And how do you proposed to rotate a sphere, so all surfaces are moving perpendicular to the star?
You still stuck in 3 dimensions? Lame earthling!
"Sometimes insanity is the only alternative" -- button at a Science Fiction convention.