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Journal: Feed my Ass (Jack in the Box)

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"Feed my Ass (Jack in the Box)"
(To the tune of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains)

Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.

I like Jack in the Box
Orderin' some shit
Won't you Jumbo-size it?
(Fries, yeah...)

Feed my ass!
(Potato wedges!)
Seasoned fries!
(Deny the veggies!)
Eat anything that's fried!
(The greasy dredges!)
Feed my ass!
(My veins are closing!)
SHUT!

Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.

I'm a dog who eats meat.
Meat that's mixed with shit!
Enchirito Grande!

Graaaaaa-ayayayde K meat!
(Fecal soy-beef!)
Crap that even dogs won't eat!
(Nachos BellGrande!)
Makes your heart no longer beat!
(Cardio-Rito)
Feed my ass!
(My fucking huge-ass)
BUTT!

Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
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Journal: Flashpants (What a Feeling)

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"Flashpants (What a feeling)"
(To the tune of "Flashdance (What a Feeling)," Irene Cara)

Late, when there's nothing but a dim glowing screen
That displays what you hide deep inside your drive
All alone in the night, with your hand gripping tight
and your cock stiff as steel, hard as stone

Well I feel my pussy, close my eyes, pinch my nipples
Wrap around, take a hold, of your cock!

What a feeling! Penis greasing!
You can see it all and I'm younger than your wife!
Take your pants off! And get your nuts off!
Pictures come alive when you come into your eye!

Now my tits are perky, rub my clit, spread my pussy
In a flash, you take hold of your cock!

What a feeling! Fiendish beating!
Keep your Lubriderm and your tissues standing by!
Pull your pants down! And make the saints frown!
Pictures come alive then you come into your eye!

What a feeling!

What a feeling (You are horny now)
Penis greasing (Look at porno now)
Pictures come alive then you come into your eye!
What a feeling (You can really see it all)
What a feeling (etc.)
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Journal: Time Bonus! (Ballad of the Skipjack Tuna) 1

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"Time Bonus! (Ballad of the Skipjack Tuna)"
Available on the compilation album "The Line's Gonna Breakdance: A Sega Marine Fishing Tribute"

(to the tune of "My Sharona," The Knack)

Oooh my skipjack tuna fish, tuna fish,
when you gonna give me a TIME bo-Onus?
Will you bite my fishing lure, fishing lure,
twitching at the end of my LINE, time-BOnus?

Never gonna stop, don't give up, but don't break the line!
Always get it up, in the boat, with some bonus time!
(TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

Look, a lipless minnow! Mmm, it looks good!
Come and get it, give me a TIME bo-Onus!
Beat the barracuda out, get it first!
Don't you let him fuck up my TIME bo-Onus!

Never gonna stop, don't give up, look "I'm getting good!"
Now I've got "great action" with my new Sega fishing rod!
(TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

When you gonna speak to me? Speak to me!
Say the magic words on your mind: "Time-BOnus!"
When I lift you from the deck, from the deck
Mutter for the very last time, "Time-BOnus!"

Never gonna stop, don't give up, but don't break the line!
Always get it up, in the boat, with some bonus time!
(TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.

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