I am a former Nigerian Prince. I require to make you rich, but need your assistance to remove the money (£250 million) from our despotic country. I require your assistance because these monies require to be shipped out of the country. Thank you for your kind offer to ship for us with your postage. Please forward postage in the amount of £5,600 to 9800 Savage Road STE 6248, Ft. George G. Meade, MD 20755-6248, c/o Adbul Alhazred, with a self-addressed envelope to be used to ship the monies to the Untied States. I thank you again for your generous offer of support in this time of crisis.
I call shenanigans. It is not in all CAPS so you can't be a former Nigerian Prince.
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