You openly admit it and eventually run for Governor of Illinois.
That is the key part. The IP address part is just a distraction.
It might be a lot easier to install sensors to log interesting events that you can go back and review the video.
The specific degree isn't important if you are trying to get past the HR filter. University of Maryland (UMUC) http://www.umuc.edu/students/academics/ has online programs. A lot of US military personnel take courses without ever being on campus.
I still mostly like Nokia hardware, except for some minor quibbles. Unfortunately it got itself hitched to one platform. The current CEO should get voted out. http://www.fiercewireless.com/story/nokias-elop-hints-more-lumia-windows-phones-verizon/2012-12-18
http://xkcd.com/353/ Results may vary but yes it is that simple and powerful.
Uniball Jetstream. I still have a discontinued 0.5mm that I preferred but I use a Jetstream RT 0.7mm now.
If your budget allows, go with an in-wall convection oven and a really good vent hood over a gas cook top with cast iron grates. If you got any money left, use conduit and junction boxes instead of just long wire runs to make future changes cleaner.