... To explore strange new worlds; To seek out new life, and new civilizations; To boldly go where no man has gone before.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
In a sick and twisted sort of way, I hold in my heart a secret hope that the increased snowfall will reflect more sunlight into space, causing a significant amount of global cooling.
Damn your anti-dough-ism!
Leavenophiles are united! Heads will roll! We will not loaf; we will RISE to the occasion and defeat the effete fascist flour flouters!!
For a moment, you had me worried. That's a rather large TV to have surgically implanted.
Programmers Need To Learn Statistics Or I Will Kill Them All
Okay, two things: First, threatening programmers never work. Management's been trying that for years. Second -- don't you mean 'kill -9' them all, or maybe demalloc(), or cast them to void*, or one of a dozen other witty things you could do besides the mundane answer of threatening stabby bits on them because you have a case of intellectual snobbery?
This just in: Software that requires contacting a remote server doesn't work when the remote server suffers a total existance failure.
Up next: People die when they're killed.
In every non-trivial program there is at least one bug.