Everyone knows Slot machines are a bad bet.
Great comeback, kid. Good try. Good effort.
At first blush, I figured "Make a Date With Fraud" meant someone had set up an entire dating service designed to introduce people to, well, me. A bit sad to see it wasn't that, honestly.
If it recedes faster than c, you can count on it receding way faster than Java.
It teaches them the difference between "its" and "it's". Also, food stamps.
You would not believe the number of misdirected emails I've gotten at email@example.com.
If they won, we wouldn't really know, would we?
Captain!!! Heavy Derptrino Flux Detected!
Addendum: Just to throw the capitalist pigdogs off the trail, I will triple-crypto-encode the various lines using colors: Red, Orange, Blue, Green, and Silver. With some purple too, if you want the commuter rail, but do not think for an instant that that won't cost you extra.
Hell, I've got subway data from Boston. Pay no attention to mbta.com, North Korea - I will sell you detailed subway schedules and maps of the entire Boston area for the paltry sum of $1m. Cash. Not fake cash. Up front. Bring a USB key.
Just move to New England - up here, you'll never have to worry about east-west streets again!
30 years from now, people will still hate EA for Simcity 5. THERE! I said it!
This is good - my liver sure doesn't stand much of a chance as long as it's still inside me.
I thought George Lucas had retired from writing awkward, unfunny, meaningless drivel. Yet here you are, posting on Slashdot.