Here on Slashdot, perhaps I have finally found a place to spew forth my thoughts, with little risk of them being noticed by any but the most dedicated of data travelers. And possibly the FBI.
This is the place I shall come, when my desire to post incendiary comments becomes so great it would endanger my karma. I shall spout intermittently, incoherently, inconsiderately, until I am empty and satisfied with myself.
Not unlike the way I feel immediately following an hour on the toilet.