Yep. There goes the neighborhood...
Resistance is futile.
MOD PARENT UP
Also, according to the article, it only appears to be relevant to OEM installs, so in a sense, it's about tracking Ubuntu "uninstallations" (from machines that were shipped with Ubuntu pre-installed).
I'm thinking Jurassic Pork. Bring back some extinct hog species and grill 'em up!
It's a little too early to fault the USPTO, since Microsoft as only applied for the patent, it hasn't been granted yet.
That's why it's a recommendation.