If he can't play "What's New, Pussycat" 21 times in a row, with an "It's Not Unusual" thrown in occasionally.

Cancer causing is 100% correct. A friend of mine is a radiation oncologist. He has worked with every type of radiation emittable by a machine for many, many years. He knows the effects of all types of radiation on human flesh, it's his job. He uses various types of radiation to cure cancer and a host of other maladies. The man is an expert.

He also refuses to step into one of the scanners, and he has advised me and everyone he knows to avoid stepping into them.

'nuff said.

Uh-oh. Better get your prion buildup checked!

Exactly. My life has become too interesting. Games are now boring.

Why bring homosexuality into this? Troll!

Yeah, it's already an Apple thread!

DOUBLE TROLL!

Because of the Internet, I stopped paying for porn years ago.

I just want a loop of the "Sanford and Son" theme playing whenever I am in a parking lot.

Exactly. This has been going on forever.

In college back in the 1980's some girls I knew were completely smitten with an older Russian male student who organized all sorts of anti-Reagan demonstrations, and they helped him out. I wasn't a huge Reagan fan, but I did think something was odd about the situation.

After the collapse of the USSR he stayed in the US and one of the women found out he had been paid by the USSR all along. She said she felt so "used." I just laughed my ass off.

Except that civilization will have collapsed by then and their mea culpa posts will be scrawled in charcoal on the sides of the burned-out husks of buildings.

Fortunately, as long as I log in and do some work from home I still get paid as if I am working at the office and don't need to use sick leave. I just can't do it more than a day or two a month.