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blazin's Journal: Final Free Frosty Count: 0b111 and state of the crap 6

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I managed to score two more today, and I was planning on going on one final run to make it to 9 or 11, but the Survivor thing lasted longer than I thought and I just finished watching the end at 12:37, so it is technically not the weekend any more. It was an interesting experiment and I'll probably be cancelling the filming of the documentary "Frosty-Size Me" due to the fact that after only 7 frosties in 3 days, I am now crapping melted ice cream.

I'm not certain, but a Frosty diet may not be the healthiest thing in the world. This is of course all unscientific, seeing as I didn't get myself checked out by a doctor before hand.

I'm not completely unaccustomed to crapping weird colors actually. Those that don't want to read about that should probably stop here. In the last year and on more than one occasion for each, I have crapped bright white crap, bright yellow crap, bright orange crap, grass green crap, purple crap, blue crap, brown with red polka-dotted crap and now frosty crap. This is in addition to the more normal light brown, brown, dark brown and really dark brown. The first three were due to various medical tests that have been run at various times this year, and the last few were due to some different kinds of colored popcorn. I am guessing there's a lot of food coloring in that popcorn.

Let me tell you though, it can be quite disturbing to crap blue for the first time. After that, it's actually quite hilarious. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, come 'ere and check this out before I flush it."

Anyway, I didn't mean to turn this into a Turd Report, but I guess I did. Sorry about that... Hopefully you found it funny and not disgusting. That is all. Goodnight.

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Final Free Frosty Count: 0b111 and state of the crap

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  • If you drink all-green grain punch for Saint Patrick's Day, you crap purple.
    That is all.
    • That's good to know. I think the popcorn had some kind of reaction like that, ie, eat some completely different color and crap some other completely different color. That's probably why it was shocking the first time. It was something like red and yellow popcorn together makes purple crap. Something like that.
  • We went once each day, getting four each time (one per person). The first time we just got the Frosty's, the second time we got one Biggie fires and one Chili, the last time - with my older daughter begging not to go to the free milk shake AGAIN - we bought about three complete meals - but they shorted us the chicken nuggets for the 'baby'. This at least let the older girl get chocolate milk in addition to her Frosty (we mixed them together into a big shake).

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    Yesterday the older girl called my wife and
    • I tend to be a lot less concerned about the color and consistency of baby poop considering the huge variation in color and consistency throughout the day and even more so throughout the week.

      Yesterday I swear there was an entire can of corn in there.

      It's good that your daughter knows to let you guys know if something weird is going on in that area.

      For my 7 frosties, I ended up buying a chicken club sandwich on one trip and a Jr. Bacon cheese on another. I think it worked out to $4.99 total with the two
  • Not that i'm saying that it's healthy or anything, but i don't think it's terribly unhealthy.
    according to wendys.com it's
    160 calories 4grams of fat (2.5 saturated) 21 grams of sugar and 15mg of cholesterol

    that aint too bad.

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