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I managed to score two more today, and I was planning on going on one final run to make it to 9 or 11, but the Survivor thing lasted longer than I thought and I just finished watching the end at 12:37, so it is technically not the weekend any more. It was an interesting experiment and I'll probably be cancelling the filming of the documentary "Frosty-Size Me" due to the fact that after only 7 frosties in 3 days, I am now crapping melted ice cream.

I'm not certain, but a Frosty diet may not be the healthiest thing in the world. This is of course all unscientific, seeing as I didn't get myself checked out by a doctor before hand.

I'm not completely unaccustomed to crapping weird colors actually. Those that don't want to read about that should probably stop here. In the last year and on more than one occasion for each, I have crapped bright white crap, bright yellow crap, bright orange crap, grass green crap, purple crap, blue crap, brown with red polka-dotted crap and now frosty crap. This is in addition to the more normal light brown, brown, dark brown and really dark brown. The first three were due to various medical tests that have been run at various times this year, and the last few were due to some different kinds of colored popcorn. I am guessing there's a lot of food coloring in that popcorn.

Let me tell you though, it can be quite disturbing to crap blue for the first time. After that, it's actually quite hilarious. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, come 'ere and check this out before I flush it."

Anyway, I didn't mean to turn this into a Turd Report, but I guess I did. Sorry about that... Hopefully you found it funny and not disgusting. That is all. Goodnight.