1981-89 Volvos FTW.
I'm no doctor, but I fail to see how the application of panic will improve your situation.
Then you're not inducing panic in the right people
Correction: You meant Bushphone, not Obamaphone. *Both* Bushes signed the most important legislation expanding the program.
It's called marijuana...
Or a quarter ounce of weed, your choice
Either that or stop using it.
Get off my lawn you kids!
They can't arrest all of us, and if they can, we're fucked anyways.
...it's a bit cheaper.
Actually, what they are trying to do is find out if you are an addict and are going to be using at work. The rationale is that if you can't stop using any given drug for the 30 days it takes to clear your system, then you cannot control your additiction...
Doesn't explain medical use -- after all people aren't required to go off Prozac for 30 days to prove they're not an addict of it.
One word: Irony
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Considering real sugar breaks down in an acidic environment like soda into -- you guessed it -- fructose and glucose. Ever check the ingredients to HFCS?
"And now because of this judge, everyone must check their FB Other folder regularly"
No, just the idiots that have a FB account.