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Comment: Right about now ... (Score 5, Funny) 240

by bizitch (#44645169) Attached to: NASDAQ Trading Halted Due To "Technical Issue"

.... there is a group of engineers ...

- Flop sweating their asses off
- Furiously searching their email for that ass-covering memo to their boss about the pricey "redundant this" or "redundant that" that the boss was too cheap to get
- Wondering if there is enough alcohol on earth for what they will need later tonight

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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