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Comment Re: Millennials and "codes of conduct". (Score 1) 247

Well, no shit. Older people have all the money, and we can't fathom the idea that any of you possibly could've earned it, because class mobility legitimately isn't possible the way it was in your time. Whether you believe it's because of malicious fiscal policy instituted for and by Boomers, or just an unavoidable reality of our society's failure to adapt to certain technologies in a timely fashion, it's a truth that many of your generation refuse to see and simply blame us for. Meanwhile, whether us kids actually feel any umbrage towards you or not, we're all basically waiting for you to die, simply because we're flatassed broke and inheriting whatever scraps you don't dump into having a fun retirement seems like our only hope.

Comment Re: Doesn't sound like malware to me. (Score 1) 123

That's why the questions are syllogisms instead of "explain this analogy." It's trivial to invalidate any analogy, because analogies only make sense if you agree on a context that gives them a particular relationship. A well-crafted syllogism, on the other hand, has an unambiguous context, because it's talking about the relationship between the two sets, not the objects themselves.

tl;dr: nobody really cares if you suck at syllogisms, but you look ridiculous when you try to claim that it's because you're just too darned creative for our feeble human language.

Comment Re:Not a question, but a suggestion: (Score 4, Interesting) 157

No, those are just the actual Trump supporters. He has far more ironic supporters. People my age are thoroughly addicted to sarcasm. Hell, before I heard about McAfee running, I was thinking about voting for Trump. He'd be such a terrible president that he might actually destabilize the federal government, which is a huge net gain despite whatever ridiculous bullshit he'd do to get us there.

If my vote would be mostly a joke anyway, I'd like it to be a joke that's actually funny, and one that I can pretend might actually solve problems I care about. McAfee is my candidate.

Comment Not a question, but a suggestion: (Score 4, Funny) 157

Make sure you have a big presence on chan boards. Get memes made about you, and generally continue being your awesome-ridiculous self. Don't act professional for the sake of your campaign. That isn't what millenials want, and they are the ones you can get to vote for you if you do your marketing right. Think about that. Millenials might actually vote. All you have to do is entertain them. Get yourself made fun of on John Oliver repeatedly. Be a bigger cartoon character than Donald Trump. You can do this. I believe in you. You're the closest we could ever get to President Zaphod Beeblebrox. Please make it happen.

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