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He realized at one point it was just repeating the same text in the booklet, and fast-forwarded to make sure.
Some fucking kid in the comments asked why he "added that annoying fake fast-forwarding sound." I think I cried a little.
"Yes, son. Now we can be a family again."
Christ, what an asshole. Worst President since Dubya.
I have chronic depression that has kept me unemployed for most of my adult life, and I'm fat as hell.