As of 6 February 2013, the highest finite Bacon number reported by the Oracle of Bacon is 9.
Or from mum, since this is Slashdot.
For some values of fluent anyway, depending on accent...
Food and water might prove useful to criminals as well, let's ban that as well.
If you like those, great. If you don't, who cares? No one is taking YOUR game away.
An interesting advantage for tabletop games compared to fancy new MMORPG games. If someone would rather keep playing WoW with the 1.0 rules they're shit out of luck. At least if they want to be legal.