Cell phone contracts are for the weak-of-mind who think that their modern-day beeper is some kind of status symbol.
Microsoft seems to have taken "cloud computing" a bit too literal.
I so wanted to say this, but you beat me to it! I'd mod you up if I had points.
By reading this, you have infringed upon me somehow. I'll let my lawyers figure it out.
This is where my sig would go if I had one...