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Comment: Re:Flip Argument (Score 3, Insightful) 1088

by apparently (#48454741) Attached to: Officer Not Charged In Michael Brown Shooting
Wilson shot Brown in the car, which has never been disputed. How does blood in the car or on Wilson's clothes indicate in any way, shape, or form that the shots that generated that blood loss were justified? Your genius logic is now stating that a cop can shoot a person point blank for any reason, and the fact that the person's blood splatters on the officer's gun and clothing proves that lethal force was justified.

Comment: So Consumer Reports didn't test the actual issue? (Score 4, Informative) 304

by apparently (#48009657) Attached to: Consumer Reports: New iPhones Not As Bendy As Believed
One analysis suggests that Apple's testing procedure only puts pressure on the middle of the phone, which doesn't sufficiently evaluate the weakened area where holes have been created for volume buttons.

One analysis? Every documented case of the issue shows that the bending occurs at a specific weakpoint that is not in the middle of the device. What fucking idiot would test for this weakness by only bending the device in the middle?

Consumer Reports' test presses on the middle of the device as well. Oh joy, a whole team of professional fucking idiots.

Comment: Re:Historicaly accurate (Score 1) 330

by apparently (#42698843) Attached to: Steve Jobs Movie Clip Historically Inaccurate, Says Woz

It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs, refused his own daughter for years, tore apart people's life work, disrespected other companies intellectual property and then started World War P.

You could fill this thread with war stories from the people that Steve Jobs burned. That's now what's going to sell this movie at this time, give it a few years and someone might be willing to do so, but until the idol worship tempers down it simply wont sell.

It will never happen because the hero worship that is going to sell this movie would die if people knew the real Steve Jobs. You know the guy that stole other peoples ideas, actively suppressed worker wages, humiliated employees and random people he met, screwed over Steve Jobs, refused his own daughter for years,

Steve Jobs screwed his own daughter for years

Comment: The logic of dumbasses (Score -1, Flamebait) 379

by apparently (#42087953) Attached to: Search For "Foolproof Suffocation" Missed In Casey Anthony Case
Dear dumbass, In one scenario, if future evidence is discovered that exonerates a person who was wrongfully convicted, the innocent person can be removed from their sentence. In the other scenario, there's no takesy-backsies. Can the dumbass figure out which scenario is which?

Comment: Unless you're wearing a hoodie and buying Skittles (Score 2) 301

by apparently (#39682109) Attached to: Why Your IT Spending Is About To Hit the Wall
and then it's still open season in the land of the free.

Stop watching the news media reporting on crime 3 states away and realize that urban violence and murder rates are at historic lows in the cities of America.

Please accept my sincere my thanks for your service to our country that has protected us from imaginary foreign threats while we're still stuck dealing with domestic threats that refuse to accept losing a civil war. I am envious of your bandwidth.

Comment: Finally, it's the year of Linux on the desktop! (Score -1, Troll) 231

by apparently (#39681825) Attached to: Open-Source NVIDIA Driver Goes Stable On Linux
Surely, the news of a video driver that "works fine if you don't care about performance or are fine with running hardware that's a few generations old" is the awesome secret magic that the masses have been waiting for. And it's free as in beer! As long as you don't care about your mug of beer being poured from 20 mugs of swill. The only thing holding my nana back from ditching windows is lack of an apk-approved HOSTS file for the ooboontooo.

Comment: Re:I don't think you understand what homophobia is (Score 1) 577

by apparently (#39639383) Attached to: Santorum Suspends Presidential Campaign
Instead of misusing words like 'homophobia' and 'hypocrisy', how about you actually explain in essay form, what is homophobic, and what is hypocritical? Correct answers must also explain why someone who is so pissed off at this article appearing on slashdot is so engaged in the comment thread.

Comment: Awesome citation. (Score 1) 577

by apparently (#39639349) Attached to: Santorum Suspends Presidential Campaign

Oh really? You sound like someone who reads DailyKos, didn't you get the message about Operation Hilarity?

While I realize that the GOP is adamant in its opposition of funding public education -- despite the long-term ramifications such a policy has toward global competitiveness -- surely, your coloring books depicting Jesus Riding Dinosaurs taught you that when citing primary sources, you should make sure that they support your argument?

Operation-Hilarity-Failed-Yet-It-Succeeded

So let me get this straight, in your world, the chances of "the one candidate who has a chance against Obama" is such a weak candidate that a small number of Democratic voters in Michigan is able to futz with his ability to secure the GOP nomination? Wow. I knew Republicans were shitting bricks, but I didn't realize that they were shitting so many bricks that they could build a Romney-sized mansion out of them, complete with a Romney car-elevator.

Comment: I don't think you understand what homophobia is. (Score 3, Informative) 577

by apparently (#39638761) Attached to: Santorum Suspends Presidential Campaign
Somehow you've confused Santorum's homophobia -- homophobia that as a Senator, he sought to have inscribed into the letter of the law of the United States; homophobia that as a Presidential candidate, he sought to have executed by the powers of the office -- with a successful, embarrassing-to-said-homophobe re-definition of his surname.

I don't understand your outrage. You should praise the beauty that is the living language we call English.

You can't take damsel here now.

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