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I'm a programmer. I dream C# (formerly C) code in my sleep. Why then am I working as a systems administrator?

110% is the new 80%.

I think I'm funny at times. You may not.

Sleep is wonderful as long as I don't get enough of it

I'm married. Sorry ladies.

I don't take offense to being 'flamed.' Please feel free to express yourself at my expense. It's a posting on the internet, not a job interview.

Yes, Linux is better, but right now, we're living in MS-World(TM)(R)(C)($$) I'm surviving...