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Today we are going to take a look at building a /. foes list of the quality that is highest. This will be an on-going process, so make sure to check my foes list often for future tips and pointers.

First I will add all of the Gentoo fanbois. This is going to be a BIG help to expanding my list. Though out of respect to them as fellow (I use the term loosely) Linux users I will not be adding those who admit that they are lame for using Gentoo but use it anyway.

Then I'll follow this up with the slam-dunk of foes list tricks. I'll add all of the mac fanbois. These kids run "unix" because they are so "31337" and not Linux so no special treatment here, they ALL go on no questions aksed.

If your foes list is still looking a little limp (which it shouldn't) you can always pad those numbers by adding Fedora fanbois (they are still around, right?) and the ever-present Windows fanbois.

The last tip for today is a little word of warning. Many of these dangerous and wild groups are likely to scan their freaks lists and then put you on their own foes list. Besides being foe list cheating they also have a tendency to troll their foes list and mod people down whenever they get mod points while boosting their fellow fanbois for asinine comments featuring "intuitability" and phrases like "omfg 4pp13 |2 60|)!!?!>?/!!?!?"

In a future edition we will be taking a look at how to pad your friends list, though that will be an advanced article only recommended for equally advanced users.

Mac users are the lamest people ever. They all think that a 500$ "computer" without a monitor or keyboard (I can see why they wouldn't care if it was missing that shitty apple mouse) is somehow a bargain basement price. They seem to think that it's so low that everyone should be running out to buy six so they can have the joy of running OSX on that many machines.

Well I've got news for them. OSX is garbage. Its interface is fucking ugly. It's nearly impossible to do anything useful on one. The complete garbage that is the apple wm doesn't even allow for multiple desktops or window shading (a fucking feature that macs had a LONG time ago and have since lost).

Just when I thought the mac lusers' lameness had forever been eclipsed by the moronic antics of the gnome crowd Steve Jobs has to pull a new trick out of his bag of lame.

Really kids, you're better off with a Barbie B-Bright "laptop" than one of those POS mac minis.

That is all. Please leave your inane flames and trolls below.

Why would anyone pay 2000$ for to have to use this hardware under MacOSX? My left nut has more power, and a better looking GUI too.

Dual 1.8GHz PowerPC G5
900MHz frontside bus/processor
512K L2 cache/processor
256MB DDR400 SDRAM
Expandable to 4GB SDRAM
80GB Serial ATA
8x SuperDrive
Three PCI Slots
NVIDIA GeForce FX 5200 Ultra
64MB DDR video memory
56K internal modem

Additional: You also get integrated nic and wifi with my left nut, which you have to pay more for from apple.

Bad karma is good for long life and healthy living. If you have good karma on /. then you obviously are aligned with the hordes of morons who frequent /. And I can't think of anything more horrible in life than being associated with windows-lovers and their linux-bound counterparts who follow redhat, manduck, and debian.