The liberals just raised taxes again on his corporation North Pole Inc. and forced him to provide Obamacare for his elves. They also sued him for giving coal to bad children, saying it that every child should be a winner and it was unfair to black kids who grew up in worse situations than whites, so therefore Santa's policy was racial discrimination. The fine was $400,000,000.
He is no longer able to make a profit and therefore had to declare bankruptcy. Sorry kids.
Vote for Trump in 2016 if you want Santa to come back. Make America great again!
What? I thought that Santa Claus is Canadian, based on his legitimate Canadian mailing address:
NORTH POLE, H0H0H0, CANADA
So all of his elves should have be fully covered by universal single payer health care, decades before Obama was elected. And as a Canadian non-profit organisation, his corporate tax rate is zero.
Besides I have no idea why you are praising Trump, when up north, there is no greater hero than Ted Cruz for renouncing his Canadian citizenship.
If only we can get Justin Bieber to do the same.