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Comment: Re:College and school police involved (Score 4, Insightful) 264

Because college and university police departments are full of petulant man-children who were rejected by city and county police departments and who whine like 8 year olds: But mom! All the cool kids are getting issued M-16's and tear gas launchers!

Comment: Re:Read the source code (Score 0) 430

by Zeek40 (#47602823) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What To Do About the Sorry State of FOSS Documentation?
Yes, Really. I wish Oracle documentation was complicated, but it's not. It's entirely insufficient to actually use their products for anything but the most simplistic use cases, and frequently completely incorrect. Of the ~30 SR's I've opened since this January, 4 of them turned out to be the result of the documentation being wrong.

Comment: Re:I'm sure you can get useless people, but... (Score 1) 209

by Zeek40 (#47586491) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: When Is It Better To Modify the ERP vs. Interfacing It?
I don't underestimate it, I use Google to find solutions to problems all the time. Google has more answers to problems with Oracle software than Oracle's official documents do. The point I was trying to make is that we wouldn't be spending money to hire consultants if Google had the answers to our questions. We never brought consultants in for any problem that we hadn't been trying to solve via an SR through our official support contract for at least two or three weeks and we were always well past the "have you checked Google" stage of problem solving, yet the consultants provided by Oracle (for outrageous fees) never had any useful contributions or problem solving approaches beyond "Google it". We were trying to hire knowledgeable professionals with experience troubleshooting problems with very specific pieces of a proprietary software component. What we got were living versions of lmgtfy.gom

Comment: Re:Major application vendor headaches... (Score 3, Interesting) 209

by Zeek40 (#47578669) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: When Is It Better To Modify the ERP vs. Interfacing It?
I couldn't agree more. I've been working on an Oracle based JMS-SOA system for the past year. I've opened over 30 SR's in that time that have lead to over 20 bugs being filed. The development team has told us that they won't be able to fix some of the show-stopper bugs we've discovered until next December (as a year and a half from now). I have weekly meetings with Oracle product managers where they give me the same song and dance about how hard they are working to fix our issues despite never getting any closer to providing us with a functional product. We've spent millions of dollars on licensing fees and hundreds of thousands on consultants. Four out of five of the Oracle consultants we've hired have been completely useless. I'm talking useless to the point where they were just sitting next to me and searching Google for answers to the problem we brought them in to solve. Never hire Oracle consultants for anything more complicated than installing a database. We have ~15 very competent engineers on this team and we've finally gotten upper management's approval to begin a working on a proposal to move away from oracle products to open source or in-house solutions after six months of completely useless support and schedule slips caused by Oracle software not working as advertised.

Comment: Say goodbye to your 5th amendment rights. (Score 1) 87

by Zeek40 (#47417203) Attached to: A Brain Implant For Synthetic Memory
If you think DARPA is funding "development of multi-scale computational models with high spatial and temporal resolution that describe how neurons code declarative memories " because they care about veterans and not because they're looking for a more effective way to pull memories from people's minds than water-boarding, you haven't been paying attention to how America treats their military veterans.

Comment: Re:Arbitrage (Score 2, Insightful) 382

by Zeek40 (#47175795) Attached to: High Frequency Trading and Finance's Race To Irrelevance
Yeah, the neo-liberal set seem to have forgotten how the Reagan administration gutted SEC regulations and cut the tax brackets of America's richest by over 50%, which converted our economy into a steadily-growing powerhouse into the shitty cycle of booms and busts we're currently trapped in. Allowing banks to grow "too big to fail" and letting Wall Street create financial instruments so complicated that even their industry leaders can't explain to congress are indicators that de-regulation went WAY too far.

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