Domesticated farm animals put people out of business.
And in some parts of the country, sex robots will put domestic farm animals out of work.
Don't you have an election to win, Donald?
Thank you for being the only one to get my reference.
Well, the simple things are standing in a door frame or hiding below a table.
Can I just build a giant table and door frame over my house?
No, it's the future that both Republicans AND Democrats are going to both claim they don't want, but will give us anyway because they're both addicted to sucking corporate dick now.
You could always go over to Twitter. Once their new Ministry of Truth is up and running, with Anita Sarkessian at its head, you'll get all the liberal hugs you want and will never have to hear from anyone who disagrees with you ever again.
You can have an earthquake on every single point on the earth.
Thanks a lot. Way to spoil my weekend.
Einstein was loser. If he was so smart, why wasn't he rich?
The more you learn about him, the more you realize he was just lucky; he saw e=mc2 from Olinto de Pretto and he coasted for the rest of his life on that.
Einstein was just jealous of de Pretto's magnificent facial hair.
If you are so scared about earth quakes, why are you not even knowing the basic measures you can take?
I'm not afraid of earthquakes, because I don't frequent the hell-holes that have earthquakes.
Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as well think of rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant. -- Edmund Burke