You cannot make this shit up.

I think you just did.

Of course most of this is wasted thought, because many of those complaining about Google violating their privacy just updated their location from their phone, posted what they had for breakfast on Facebook, and tweeted details of their morning bowel movement.

You must be one of my followers.

Where do you pay an explicit "school tax?" It's usually taken out of property taxes and other general funding streams.

In Quebec both taxes are separate and you pay school taxes even if you don't have kids.

Depends on the Potter film. The directorial quality jumped around... was it the third movie?

From TFS:

Variety reports that David Yates, who directed the last four Harry Potter films [...]

So no, not the third movie.

Astronomy is about comets, gastronomy is about to eat.