When I first tried to get on a computer, I tried to find out what makes the world tick. To do this I thought I had to have a key to the internet from Yahoo.
What I didn't realise was that said "key" would not allow me to have my name stamped on it. Someone already had my name. Well I already knew it was a big world. And I only had a few minutes of my hour left on the public library computer to find out all about space, time and the meaning of liff.
So I came up with the name. I'm interested in Weather Lore. Get it?
And now look at me. On Slashdot. Wow.