The templates provided by SANS are a good place to start:
All of them are here:
Here's the remote access policy example:
It'll sound horrible, but it will be loud.
Or you could just play the latest Metallica album, which also covers this nicely.
The obsessed people at CDFreaks can help. Here's a link to their FAQ on CD-R media:
In other places in the cdfreaks forums, you'll find links to tools that can read the C1/C2 error rates. One of the simplest is "readcd", part of the "cdrecord" programs on Linux.
In the DVD world, Lite-On and Plextor both make proprietary programs to read the media-level error rates which only work with their own drives. Lite-On has a Linux version of theirs.
You are in the hall of the mountain king.