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Waldo Jaquith (551191)

Waldo Jaquith
  waldojaquith@@@hotmail...com
http://www.nrlc.org/

Hi, my name is Waldo Jaquith, and when I grow up, I'd like to be a ninja. Not just any ninja, mind you, but a gay ninja. "Waldo Jaquith, The World's First Gay Ninja." Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Also, I hate children. If I am ever elected for public office, I will enact legislation prohibiting procreation, because God told me to do so. God also told me to take all existing children, and lock them in dog cages until they reach eighteen years of age. And what God says, I do! Would you like a jar of urine?