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Waldo Jaquith (551191)

Waldo Jaquith
  waldojaquith.hotmail@com
http://www.nrlc.org/

Hi, my name is Waldo Jaquith, and when I grow up, I'd like to be a ninja. Not just any ninja, mind you, but a gay ninja. "Waldo Jaquith, The World's First Gay Ninja." Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Also, I hate children. If I am ever elected for public office, I will enact legislation prohibiting procreation, because God told me to do so. God also told me to take all existing children, and lock them in dog cages until they reach eighteen years of age. And what God says, I do! Would you like a jar of urine?

Waldo Jaquith (551191)

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Why haven't I been modded-down? , Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:27PM (1 comment)

I created this account several hours ago, have posted 18 blatant troll/flamebait/offtopic comments, and have received three replies. So why is my karma still at 0? ...

Waldo Jaquith's Latest 24 of 25 Comments

Subject Datestamp Replies Score
Re:Shit in my Oven! Help!  *Wednesday January 16 2002, @10:30PM 1 -1, Offtopic
Re:Ich gratuliere dir  *Wednesday January 16 2002, @10:12PM  -1, Troll
Phallus and vomit, you say?  *Wednesday January 16 2002, @10:10PM  -1, Troll
   attached to New Wallace and Gromit Episodes Coming Online
Too much VIRGINIA CRACK today!  *Wednesday January 16 2002, @07:50PM 2 -1, Troll
   attached to Powered Exoskeletons In The Near Future?
Re:The REAL answer  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:50PM  -1, Troll
Re:It's not appropriate  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:48PM  -1, Troll
Re:It's not appropriate  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:45PM  -1, Troll
Re:The REAL answer  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:22PM 1 -1, Troll
Re:UVA - Don't ignore the students!  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:19PM  -1, Troll
Re:You don't  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:16PM  0, Troll
Re:stop fining folks first  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:13PM  0, Troll
Re:Listen...  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:11PM  -1, Troll
Re:Well...  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:09PM  -1, Troll
Re:It's not appropriate  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @06:04PM 2 -1, Troll
Re:It's not appropriate  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @05:58PM  -1, Troll
Re:Simple: "Show me the money?"  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @05:53PM  -1, Troll
Re:As a constituent...  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @05:50PM  -1, Troll
Re:City Councillor sets IT policy?  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @05:48PM  -1, Troll
Re:Easy  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @05:45PM  -1, Troll
Re:Easy  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @05:41PM  -1, Troll
Apology to my supporters  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @05:37PM  -1, Troll
Re:As a constituent...  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @04:46PM 1 0, Troll
Re:Home Town Pride  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @04:43PM 1 -1, Troll
Re:City Councillor sets IT policy?  *Tuesday January 15 2002, @04:38PM 1 0, Troll
   attached to Selling Open Source on the Campaign Trail
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