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Journal: Trolling: I still got it 4

Journal by Vladinator

http://www.facebook.com/cracked/posts/288992449948?ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment

So, the folks at Cracked.com on occasion are funny. When they're not funny, they're very easy to troll about it.

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Journal: You got me jerkin back and forth

Journal by Vladinator

I know I let you tell me what to do
You were confident you know best
Now things aren't working like you want them to
Your confidence is what I detest
You got me lookin' up high
You got me searchin' down low
You got me I know you know
You got me jerkin' back 'n' forth
You told me people like to suffer
You told me that's the way it is
You said that things were getting better
You said I should expect all this
You think it's funny
But what I say is true
The reason that I live like this
Is all because of you
There is a thought that keeps me thinking
Like a stone inside my shoe
It is a vision reoccurring
A dirty window I can see you through

Music

Journal: Big Mess 1

Journal by Vladinator
i am cowboy kim
cowboy kim i am
i am a lucky cowboy
let me tell you why
i'm a man with a mission
a boy with a gun
i got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one

i'll announce the winner
on the radio
with my microphone
i do a super show
i wear a cowboy hat
it is my business hat
i'm on till 1:00 a.m.
i must tell you that
i'm a man with a mission
a boy with a gun
i got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one
who doesn't know i'm a big mess
i mean a really big mess

a big big mess he was all mixed up and a
big mess he was a
big mess he was a
he was really mixed up

cowboy kim i am
mr. reality
the most important thing
i put away my toys
with my microphone
i do a super show
i'll announce the winner
on the radio
Music

Journal: I was bored...

Journal by Vladinator

Without Me - Written by M Mathers / J Bass - Blatently parodied by William Scott Lockwood III

William Scott - Real name no gimmicks

Two slashdot bots go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside

Two slashdot bots go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside

Guess what sucks, sucks again, Trolltalk sucks, tell a friend
Guess what sucks, guess what sucks, guess what sucks, guess what sucks,
guess what sucks, guess what sucks, guess what sucks!

(um da di da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum um da di da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum )

I've created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to write trolls no more they want crap I'm chopped liver
Well if you want crap, this is what I'll give ya A little AV3 mixed with something fecal
Some goatse that will jumpstart the sid quicker Then a troll when I get stalked by the Craiginator
What a cocksucker, AV3 advocating When I'm rocking the sid while he's masturbating
Hey, you trolled this long so stop complaining 'Cos I'm back, the fucking king not abdicating
I know that you're a nut job McPherson But you're never going to be a heterosexual person
So the AV3 won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see
They really ought to take less lsd Now trolltalk's empty without me
So, get a grip, wipe the cum off your lips fuck that Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy I just the ran the fucking clowns over in my chevy!

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Little flooders, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their peers not trolling to classics
They start feeling like slashbots anxious 'Til Vlad comes along on a mission all victorious
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution back the fuck off bots, a real troll
So let me just revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone to jump and gasp
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to be so fixated on my life, you can't stop me
Well I'm back (nana nana nana nana nana) fix your bent antennae Tune it in and then I'm gonna troll into
The sid of your choice like a splinter The centre of attention back as the winner
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your trolls ears and nesting
Trolling, "Attention Please" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that shit
Craiginators friends, you can get your ass wacked Worse than them little AV3 bastards,
And Warren, you should go Ecuadoran, To get the fuck out if you know what's coming,
You don't know me, you're not too bright, Let it go it's over, nobody reads your shit?
Now let's go, just give me a signal, I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since OOG turned himself into a CAVEMAN
But sometimes man it just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of trolltalk territory I am the worst thing since King GBD
To do some trolling so selfishly And make my enemies feel unhealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works 20 million other Vladinators emerged
But no matter how many sids in the sea It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Hum dee dai la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Hum dee dai la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Trolls!

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Journal: Wow. This is kinda bum'in. 4

Journal by Vladinator

Wow, I can't believe that trolltalk is dead. Yeah, I know we can (and someone I think has) create another one, but the first one - and it's close to 9000 posts (the last 400 of which were still there) are gone. 08/17/2001 - the day that trolltalk died.

I don't know if I like the new slashdot or not yet. I'm positive that I like some of the new features - and positive that I don't like others.

Oh well. The people who don't like it can come hang with us at Geekizoid if they want to. :-) We're still using Slash 1, and I don't ever plan to "upgrade" to 2.2. 2.0, yes. 2.2, no.

Give back the hidden sids in 2.4, maybe we'll talk. :-)

In a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slaves: the prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy.

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