He'll spring into action as soon as he gets back from playing the 9th Hole.
The US Army is hardly the world's largest. Get a grip.
Strange, when the Obama administration gave them all those weapons in Syria they were "freedom fighters"!
I fixed that for you.
The "struggle" has been going on since the early 7th Century AD.
An airline ticket home?
Shhhhhh!!! You can't say things like that!!!
I'll avoid visiting.
Reminds me of the "peace dove" scene in "Mars Attacks!"
That's a surprise.
Please clone Princess Diana!
Can they give "warning shots" for some time period ahead of time to clear the area?
Kinda like Obama shouting "Fore!" when he's out on the golf course?
That makes all democrats that voted him in for a second term DINOs...
No, it just makes them dumbasses.
And those jobs are "shovel ready"!!!
I could carve a better man out of a banana.