"Great, Chewie, always thinking with your stomach!"

I hope he/she is getting in all the laughs now, because when they finally do decide to p0wn him/her, it won't be funny anymore.

I'd like to see their reaction one day when they somehow get enough people to write-in an idea/patent/cartoon character/medical condition into office. Maybe no one will be laughing then.

Psoriasis for Prime Minister in 2050.

If he had bought a Trash-80, would we all be programming Motorola chips today?

I am so glad to hear that the toilet is *OUTSIDE* the "no lone zone".

"Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?" - Lt. Kaffee, "A Few Good Men"

...take, for instance, "The $oft".

And if you don't know what that stands for, you must not have been watching all the anti-trust trials.

Hope this turns out to be more Perl than Hypercard.

...I am moving "off of" this grammar-school newsletter piece.

This is news for nerds, not news for dropouts.

svchost.exe
svchost.exe
svchost.exe

There, you've used up your allotment of three apps.

...someone thought I was actually *RELATED* to Michael Bolton, that no-talent ass clown who started winning Grammy's.