Stop printing so much.
There's this thing called VMS....
Never talk to the cops...and seven times never talk to the FBI...
"And the Dark Lord made Orcs in mockery of Elves, and Trolls in mockery of Ents; and he made DOS in mockery of CP/M, and Windows in mockery of Macs, and NT in mockery of Netware; and he made Excel in mockery of VisiCalc, and Explorer in mockery of Navigator, and Word in mockery of WordPerfect; and he made MSNetwork in mockery of America Online; and on every side his foes fell reeling, defeated one by one as he crushed them by sheer weight of numbers, his hosts darkening the plain; and in the twilight years of the Second Millenium the Free Peoples of the West said, Lo, let us face this pestilence and destroy it, lest he turn all of Middle-Earth into a nest of foulness. And they forged the One OS, and they called it Copland; and they gathered their allies, the IBM Host and the Riders of Motorola, and they prepared for the final battle." Unfortunately, we lost the final battle, and the Darkness of Microsoft has swallowed up the land.
I have a Rolex. I've seen an Apple Watch. They're not competing...
Yep. The only data they've got on me is that my name is Larry Talbot, and that I live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane....
Of course robot driven cars will need windows, windows that will open. How else can you roll down the window and throw things at pedestrians?
There is water at the bottom of the ocean!
Meh...dont' care. Microsoft Office, that's something that a user uses.
What is this, the 20th century?
On the other hand, due to my work environment, I need a law passed that would make it a crime for people to annoy me in person.
You forgot the in-state tuition prices for college.
Descant? You recommend storing it with some medieval music? "A descant is a form of medieval music in which one singer sang a fixed melody, and others accompanied with improvisations.". Perhaps you meant dessicant?