Reporting a $400 lightsaber theft nets the troupe $10,000 in free publicity--a simple jedi mind trick that only works on the weak-minded consumers of media. Oh, wait a second...

What could I possibly have in common with a hairdresser in Fresno?

You're both men?

To avoid be showered with accusations of having a P fetish.

The universe would be boring. Next question?

Romney's a down-to-earth kinda guy and Gingrich is a space-cadet.

Why should black holes have all the fun?

As long as you don't hit the "origami crane mode" button conveniently located on the dash.

To give users an alternative to Dutta's iron-fisted control of his Marketplace, someone else will develop an app store for malicious apps.

Using telescopes to peer at super-hot stars stripping their companions usually gets you arrested.

Or maybe not, but we'll finally answer the age-old question of whether human brain goes better with a red or a white whine.