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Journal: DVR radio commercial 2

Journal by TurdTapper
I don't normally write in my journal here, but I had to ask about this. Has anyone else heard a radio commercial that starts with this line:

"Is juggling work, kids and your life taking the fun out of TV?"

Is anyone else amazed that our society has gotten to where this is a viable commercial?
I can't remember exactly who did it, it was promoting a DVR and I think it had to do with satellite TV, but I could be wrong on the satellite part.

I'm just baffled that anyone would actually say, "You know, I've not been getting as much fun out of my TV because I've had to spend time with my kids and living my life. If only I had a DVR to help with that."
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Journal: D & D Character Meme 1

Journal by TurdTapper
I Am A: Chaotic Good Half-Elf Ranger Fighter

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Deity:
Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of NeppyMan (e-mail)

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXX (6)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Lawful Neutral -- XXX (3)
True Neutral ---- XX (2)
Chaotic Neutral - (-1)
Lawful Evil ----- (0)
Neutral Evil ---- (-1)
Chaotic Evil ---- XX (2)

Race:
Human ---- (-2)
Half-Elf - XXXXX (5)
Elf ------ XXX (3)
Halfling - (-3)
Dwarf ---- XX (2)
Half-Orc - XXX (3)
Gnome ---- X (1)

Class:
Fighter - XXXXX (5)
Ranger -- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Paladin - XXXX (4)
Cleric -- (-5)
Mage ---- (-5)
Druid --- XX (2)
Thief --- (-5)
Bard ---- XX (2)
Monk ---- (0)
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Journal: Fours Meme 1

Journal by TurdTapper
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
Pizza Hut Cook
Harding's Bagger
Web Developer
Database Analyst

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
The Princess Bride
So I Married an Axe Murderer
13th Warrior
Star Wars: A New Hope

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN
Traverse City, MI
Grand Rapids, MI
Walker, MI
Portage, MI

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
Stargate SG-1
Battlestar Galactica
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
House

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
Pensacola, FL
Salt Lake City, UT
Virginia Beach, VA
Caribbean

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY (during the week)
http://www.pvponline.com/
http://www.comics.com/comics/arlonjanis - And then I hit about 25 of the others
http://news.google.com
http://www.arloandjanis.com

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
Parmesan Chicken
Turkey and Stuffing
Toasted Sandwiches
Pizza

FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
San Diego, CA
Salt Lake City, UT
The Woods
The Lake
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Journal: Page 23 Meme

Journal by TurdTapper
Instructions:
  1. Grab the nearest book.
  2. Turn to page 23.
  3. Find the fifth sentence.
  4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

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