as I stated my age above, no need to repeat.

My one bitch
You should get 30 decades to be in your 30's

I've had (been awhile) 18, 21 etc, etc, etc year old *tang*
They were all very fine, beautiful, as only youth can bestow

But to me anyway when they reached their 30's they stopped being girls and became women

I guess my point is everyone matures at a different speed.

Enjoy your 30's buddy
You ain't ever gonna get that back

How do you even respond to this without one of them walkin sticks
Or something more lethal

and saying to the guy *I Am Not Left Handed*
Just wait umtil you see what my right hand holds

i wub you *wink*

So many ways to respond to this
So little time to waste on it

I'm (just barely) on the wrong side of 50 (how the fuck did that happen)

I'm blessed in that women in their 30's ....
Well even when I was in my teens I was into women in their 30's

although these days 40'ish and 50'ish women are fascinating

but I digress
Apparently you drug women to get them to spend any kind of time with you

but I use it for leering at much younger women
(sometimes I even flirt)

Still end up with a bent nose sometimes tho

and every once and awhile I get that moment where you yell *Wee-Haa There's a naked woman in my bed*

... up hill both ways

To this day it's hard to beat M*U*L*E* or Elite on the C=64
I loved my time on Evercrack and WoW, and now playing DDO
But you catch the Wumpus and you got /strut'in rights
Don't know if it's nostalgia or if in fact those early games were trope / cliche free

but they shore were fun

without effort
or intention
i did fashion
a haiku-phew

oh god I should know this one but just can't pull it up
and I'm either too lazy to right click google it
or
I'm gonna wait for that moment when I'm right at the brink of sleep and have that *oh hell yeah* moment

Do you eat Sushi?

The reason I ask is....
I prefer to get my parasites the old fashioned way
I let my critters sleep with me in my bed

By parsecs

Cthulhu is rising and we're all gonna die
Da do run run run
Da do run run

Nyarlathotep is piping as my brain starts to fry
Da do run run run do