Funny, those of us who have been watching Fox News are not suprised by any of this. You can only hear "WE ONLY HAVE 10 YEARS LEFT" so many times perpetually over a 40+ year period and not be skeptical.
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." --Matt Groening