In 21st century, you'll be able to tell the drug dealers because they all carry one-way pagers.
hokey philosophies and ancient pipelines are no match for a modern java GUI IDE
-- Han Slowmo, Unix Wars, episode IV
Internet is FREE (as in beer and as in born) and you jugheads pay US for the privilege of presenting advertisements for our consideration.
If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.
-- some glib goddamned fascist, probably Benjamin Franklin
Your computer has performed an illegal operation
You owe a civil fine of $150, please to be sending to me C/O the Prince of Nigeria or I will have to be sending the police to your house.