Comment: Zoloft, scourge of society (Score 5, Funny) 544
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
-- Phil Hartman, RiP
Comment: Re:Sad legitimate researchers (Score 1) 398
I'm fairly certain J. J. Abrams spoiled the movie.
Comment: god, to I have to tell you people everything?!! (Score 2) 231
Just send the shuttle up to fix it.
Comment: just hold out your hand for food of the gods (Score 2) 398
assume for a minute you could head down to your local supermarket and pick up a portable flying pig
BAH!
All the real investment these days is in on-demand bacon home delivery by quadcopter drone. And quite rightly, too.
The future is looking quite utopian to those with true vision.
Comment: less and more (Score 1) 359
Is less more more than more less ?
Comment: job security: (Score 2) 136
our datacenter has lots of stairs.
Comment: Re:QOTD WTF!!!! (Score 1) 261
I know, I'm feeding the troll.
In case you were actually offended, place blame where it belongs.
Then help fix the problem by submitting a bug report to your favorite distro instead of just bitching about it.
In case you were actually offended, place blame where it belongs.
Then help fix the problem by submitting a bug report to your favorite distro instead of just bitching about it.
Comment: Re:Need Clarity (Score 1) 261
It is funny how the GNU/world newspeak has become so reflexive that it has lost all meaning.
That is a worship word. Yang worship. You will not speak it.
Comment: pink slime or cheetos? (Score 4, Funny) 241
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
the Nutri-Matic machine provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Comment: good old skool karma whoring! (Score 2) 152
That? Oh, that's a, err, pizza!
Comment: They say Chiba City's nice this time of year (Score 1) 145
Would that be the cheery bright blue of a tv with no signal?
Comment: not so much "done" as irrelevant. (Score 1) 276
It ain't done till Lotus won't run.
I guess it's done.
Interestingly, I think you're right, Windows is done.
Comment: Re:Soap opera! (Score 1) 131
This is the first soap opera that I've ever followed.
I think the term you're thinking of is telenovela.
The plot is ridiculously implausible and the characters are cardboard cartoon cut-outs. I heard Univision passed on the pilot.
Comment: Elvis has left the building (Score 1) 292
That's just what Harold Finch wants you to think.
Comment: Re:Bloat (Score 1) 466
a 64GB tablet.
sigh. third millennium problems...
And just to bring this back OT and pile, FUCK THAT SHIT, I AM OUTTA HERE!.
I've been too lazy to get off my butt and pick a different distro, but this is just stupid lame NIH bullshit that just indicates that Canonical just isn't capable of understanding how things work and why they need to work the way they do.