Most of those comments were shameful and indecent.
That's about the correct ratio for "Ask Slashdot" posts.
Don't quote me on this but I think the Vostro is one of the few laptops with a matte finish nowadays. So the remainder of the Apple (obviously) and Dell stock is pretty much defective by design. Thank the lord for the Vostro.
Quoted for future reference. Thank you for your cooperation, citizen.
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