"Trick-or-treaters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

Google+ is pretty niche and trust me, not that interesting.

Don't be silly, you don't have a girlfriend!

On the basis that the 4 and 4S came nowhere near 9 million and that it's a well documented phenomenon that the bulk of preorders will hit in the first 48 hours when excitement overrides rational consumerism.

They won't break 9mil. Whatever fruit you want to talk about.

Not sure why they're bragging about it, they're way behind the Galaxy S3 on this particular metric.

Not a troll, just interesting to see the enormous difference in preorder sales between two companies that are constantly at each others' throats.

Holy crap, a Jimmy Buffet fan is even worse in my books...

Maybe this is a bit obvious, but if a guy going by the handle pirateat40 is asking to invest my money, I'm a retard for not being justalittlefuckingbit sceptical.

28 floppies if memory serves. Win98 was like comparative nirvana for me; a floppy to boot and a CD to install.

Wait, you mean I CAN'T haz brain cancer??

What has Obama got to do with it? I said POTUS is a more influential person than some Disney channel popstar. It doesn't matter who POTUS is. Get back under your bridge, troll.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/110427.jpg

Well, in fairness having a millions of tweens hanging on your every word is hardly 'influence' compared to, oh I don't know, being POTUS.

Influence is as much to do with the nature of your 'followers' as the influential person themselves.

"Highly recommended A+++++, btw this is Microsoft and we're going to make you disappear for this, you little shit."

This is a troll, right?

This is primary school IT right here... Crap as those lessons where, they did teach us tape drives had limited uses.

This ain't one of them.